Twas the day before Christmas and all over the slopes
All the skiers and boarders had powdery hopes.
Dreams of short lift lines and fluffy white stuff,
Untracked lines and racing your slough.
But to what should the wandering eyes should appear?
Is it the local ski rep with freebies and gear?
Oh I see now it's that jolly old elf
Jumping and spinning and hucking himself.
If you've been naughty and cut the lines at the lift
You'd better start worrying if you'll get a gift
But if you've been good throughout the last year,
You might get a gift you'll cherish so dear.
Merry Christmas everyone!!